{"id":60,"date":"2006-03-16T22:51:20","date_gmt":"2006-03-17T03:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sevenseek.com\/collegev2\/2006\/03\/16\/the-facebook-cops-got-me\/"},"modified":"2026-03-16T05:35:14","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T10:35:14","slug":"the-facebook-cops-got-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sevenseek.com\/collegev2\/2006\/03\/16\/the-facebook-cops-got-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Facebook cops got me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had a fake facebook alias named “Facebook whore” that I used to friend as many random people as possable, my little social expirament. I go to log in one day and I’m told it was shut down.<\/p>\n

So I do what the facebook nazis say.<\/p>\n

The following is the email exchange that came after:<\/p>\n

> [Wed Feb 22 14:11:32 2006]:<\/pre>\n
Hello,\n\nMy account (Name: Facebook whore) at Temple University\nhas been suspended can\nI have justification for this?\n\nThanks,\nSean Blanda<\/pre>\n
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On 2\/22\/06, Simon from Facebook  wrote:<\/pre>\n
Hi,\n\nI think you just answered your own\nquestion.  We do not allow\naccounts under fake names.\nThanks for your understanding\nand cooperation.<\/pre>\n
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[Wed Feb 22 14:11:32 2006]:<\/pre>\n
Any particular reason?<\/pre>\n
No response since.<\/p>\n
So here I say, the guys at facebook are scared of me.<\/p>\n
Damn you facebook, why must Facebook whore suffer?<\/p>\n
So today’s advice: watch your Facebook aliases<\/p>\n
[tags]Facebook, Facebook whore[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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